… but rose perfume is still gonna stink.
This morning’s watering trip to the rose garden was a lovely surprise, and reinforced my belief that watering properly is a Good Thing. Here ya go (to the right). A picture is worth a thousand whiffs. When it comes to rose perfume, I’ll settle for the snapshot.
I’ve been giving the two rose bushes by the house a morning soak for over a month now. As a result the rose bush to the north is going nuts, putting out all sorts of new growth, running great stickery stems up the side of the house. It’s really looking pretty durn good.
A Rose by Any Other Scent Would Smell Just Fine
I do wish they’d breed a scentless rose, or one that smells like juniper or mint, or chocolate! Somehow I doubt that’s going to happen. But who knows. The sum total of what I know about roses is:
- they’re pretty,
- they flower at weird times,
- they’ve got thorns,
- they catch on my sleeves, and
- perfume made from roses smells NOTHING like roses do in person.
My Take on Rose Perfume is that it’s Awful
At the risk of seeming un-American – a nod to the American Beauty – rose perfumes stink. You can’t get me in the same room with rose perfume or cologne or “attar,” whatever the heck that is. Putting me in the same room with rose scented stuff is not quite as bad as putting me in the same room with an open cantaloupe, but close. To me, rose perfume is the olfactory equivalent to fingernails on chalkboards.
Bottom Line – the Confessional
Ok, I confess. I’m one of those people who overreact to quite a few scents and tastes. Aside from the innocent bud under discussion, my eyes water and throat closes up if I get near chrysanthemums, marigolds, some poppies, tomato leaves (and guess what I started to grow FIRST in my brand new garden), peaches, apricots, rhubarb, hollyhock, and some forms of salt cedar. Turns out I’m not the only one. Check out this article on perfume allergies and sensitivities at LIVESTRONG.com.
Oddly, I have no problem with garlic, onions, even peppers.
I should probably skip gardening and settle for an impact-free bubble. But gardening is so much fun!