In the spirit of getting back on the horse that threw me (and made me give away “all” my trees), after the 2.5 day mourning-and-kicking-myself period, I’ve decided to plant a tree.
“Why!?” I hear you scream. Oh, wait… That was me again.
I take it back. I’m not planting a tree. I’m going to try to grow avocado trees from seed. I’ve tried this about a gazillion times in my life. The resulting mess usually ends up in the compost heap in a week, or in the trash in a few months. Or I forget which windowsill I put the soaking seed thingie on and find it after several months, shriveled and dead. That was, of course, before I started to Learn To Garden.
I’m doing nothing different from what thousands of fourth graders do across the nation at least once a year. Why should they have all the fun, eh?
“Good morning, class. This week, we’re going to grow avocado trees from seeds. Next month, we’ll be rewriting the Declaration of Independence on handmade paper we’ll made from the bark of our avocado trees and quill pens fashioned from feathers of the geese we raised from eggs last year in the marshes we designed in kindergarten – remember those?” (That’s Martha Stewart teaching in our elementary schools.)
How to Grow Avocado Trees in the Frozen North
I wouldn’t even attempt this again, except I found this nifty video a few minutes ago, and it inspired me to give it yet another shot. Luckily my ever-patient husband likes avocados even more than I do – not that there’s any guarantee this thing will ever produce a single fruit.
Now, he says he’s in far eastern Canada, and look how well it’s doing. But since we’re in California, I figure I should look at other people’s advice.
How to Grow Avocado Trees a bit Closer to Home
This one is from WisconsinGarden, who is … in Wisconsin. Closer!
Somehow I get the feeling I am not getting the whole picture yet. So tomorrow, before I go get avocados from the avocado store, I’ll see if I can find advice closer to home.